I got a nosebleed this morning at work.
I’m pissed because I wasn’t even thinking about my animu boyfriend at the time so I couldn’t pretend his hotness just overwhelmed me and led to it.
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I might casually mention it to my mom next time I talk to her. My sister and I never been that close since she’s not the warm and fuzzy type like I am.
Why are you laughing? I’m totally warm and fuzzy!
But thanks. You’re right, first signs of douche baggery should definitely be examined. It’s unfortunate that really no one in my family is in the
place continent to help her. As much as I want to help her, she’s made her decision so she might not even let any one of us finish a sentence about the ring.
I wanted to break out into random elementary level Spanish throughout this whole thing, but I resisted. You’re welcome.
So apparently Shaman King Remix is going to be reprinted in Japan (along with some other remix series). So you’ll all have another chance to own those stupid gag non-canon comics.
At least this time I won’t have to use unemployment money to buy them.
Yes, I used my unemployment to buy Shaman King Remix. Ren kept me sane after I lost a job I loved.
Some shithead just tried to buy two $100 Amazon gift cards on my dollar.
No. Fuck you. I work hard for my money, Mr. Thief. You will have NONE of it.
Luckily, I caught it, changed my password, and called Amazon. Lovely Lyn cancelled the orders faster than you could say, “Chuuka Zanmai.”
And my boyfriend went and got me an Ativan because I was shaking so much that I couldn’t use my cell phone. And I screamed at him hysterically when I was initially flipping out, and he just sat there like :| until I stopped. He’s good at that.
God my heart is still pounding.
Cafepress canceled my nightshirt due to “content violations”.
I has a sad.
So my sister is apparently going to marry her boyfriend that she met in Spain. I have two qualms about this:
1. He talked her out of an engagement ring because, “We don’t do that in Spain. What is it with you Americans and your materialism blah blah blah.” Okay, fair enough, but let’s look at it another way. She’s leaving her entire American life behind for you. IMO the least you can do is indulge her in a long standing tradition. You don’t need to spend like 800 euros on a ring, but what about 100? 200? 50? Like, I don’t know how things are priced over there, but man, can’t you get her something? I have a feel she’s going to regret giving in, and that doesn’t bode well for their relationship.
2. He has a boring name. “Pablo”? Come on. Most basic name ever. Can’t he have a cool name like Mario or Guillermo or Anaranjado or Machete
or Leche or something?
But if these are his worst qualities, I guess she’s doing pretty well. He’s not that hot, though imo.
My third qualm is that they’ve barely been together for a year. That’s the part that bothers me the most tbh. It takes about two years for the OMG I LOVE YOU chemicals to die down, so she could feel “meh” about him in 2015. *shrug*
So I made a nightshirt.
Back image courtesy of Andy falling for my puppy dog eyes and cleaning it for me at 10 o’clock at night.